"im gonna take a break from rp" 2 weeks in:

[budgeting]

fuck it, camping meme.


you are camping now. why? i dont know, you figure it out. you can roll some dice if you want im not your mom

where tho?
1. woods. if you run out of ideas just make a bear show up
2. either some arctic circle bullshit or everyone involved is a huge weenie and crying about some snow. hope you remembered to dress warm!!
3. tropical island. might be stranded here, good luck.
4. desert. hopefully there's water nearby or, uh. good luck?
5. roughly halfway up a mountain, for those who like to live dangerously
6. swamp, for some reason. enjoy the bugs
7. why are we in a cave
8. post-apocalyptic wasteland implies this was not a camping trip by choice but hey maybe you should try to have fun with it anyway 9. insert wacky fantasy vacation spot of choice here (wildcard)

fun activities for your consideration
a. oh yeah well if you're so fucking confident why don't YOU set up the tent huh
b. cooking is fun and definitely cannot go horribly wrong
c. just kidding, no one brought food. can YOU hunt and kill like an apex predator??
d. please respect the local wildlife or they will bite you
e. it's fine, we can just forage..... uhhh these probably aren't poisonous
f. swimming!!!! clothes optional try to remember where you left them
g. surprise, the weather fucking hates you!!!!!! rain/thunderstorm/blizzard/hurricane/???blood rain??? pick one idk
h. you didn't actually go on this trip together, this other guy just happened to pick the same spot as you so now you're both passive aggressively refusing to leave because it's a nice spot
i. when u go camping and then spend the whole trip texting from the other tent
j. sharing a tent that's too small oh no what if our hands touched.....
k. weird noises at night oh god oh fuck shit shit shit
l. hopelessly lost 10ft away from your campsite
m. there's a dead body out here and you feel like you should be concerned about that (unless you put it there, i guess)
n. cryptid sighting
o. spooky campfire stories but you've been cursed by a witch so that whatever dumb thing you just made up is going to be real now, or maybe you're just way too easily scared by weird noises
p. camping but you brought a generator + way too much technology, fuck nature what's that bitch ever done for me
q. why is the campsite on FIRE
r. help i climbed up this tree/cliff/tall object and now i cant get back down because im a fucking idiot
s. food quest round 3: fishing edition
t. cute stargazing/cloudwatching prompt for when u just wanna talk about w/e with some nice nature scenery
u. looked away for like 5 minutes and came back to your ass standing in the middle of a crime scene, explain how this ISN'T actually your fault somehow
v. get to the campsite, realize you both hate camping, fuck it lets go home and play mario kart
w. oh yeah well why don't YOU make up a better prompt if you're so fucking picky (wildcard)
x. hey uhhh does anyone here know first aid cause i don't think my arm's supposed to bend like that
y. that one guy who is Way Too Good at wilderness survival you're not sure if they're camping or if they're being returned to their natural environment
z. you're packed up, you're heading home, you're halfway there........... and then realize you forgot something at the campsite FUCK

Comments

[eidxiety]

No, I'm not hurt. It did bite me when I got into the river to grab the rod from its mouth, but I healed it just fine.

[He grabbed the rod thinking it would survive the encounter, and it did not. The horrifying Subnautica eel-creature bit the damn thing clean in half, but Ain managed to wrestle it with his weird angel strength and also murder it with the fishing wire. You know, like a normal person.

As he's answering Vic, he shoves his arm into its mouth to retrieve the fishing hook itself.]

It definitely caused more problems than it was worth, though, haha.

[That "haha" has a murderous energy to it. Like "haha I might strangle an eel with my bare hands".]

[shadowedking]

I'm going to need you to start from the top, hon. What even is that thing... looks rancid.

( vic just watches ain do his thing, though, frowning as he tries to at least upright some of the things that got messed up in the encounter. carefully, he reaches out through the shadows though- any other fucky beasts in the water to sense or see? )

[eidxiety]

I was fishing, [Ain says in a tone that reads "what do you mean start from the fucking top you were here an hour ago,] and felt a tug on the rod. Then I got dragged halfway down the bank. Then the rod got yanked out of my hand, so I chased it, and now I'm here.

[Connect the two dots Vic you can do it.]

I don't know what it is.

[There are plenty more fucky beasts under the water, though. :)]

[shadowedking]

... It's not the only one, so I'd say lets... hold off on fishing. Also I'm warding the fucking site, I do not need o peixe assustador coming for us while we're trying to sleep.

( said with the disdain of a tired soccer mom who found a raccoon in the garage- not fear, just annoyance. )

You're not hurt, are you?

[eidxiety]

[This is one of those moments where Ain wishes he could just understand all languages, Ishmael why didn't you grant him this.]

I healed it. You're really slow today, aren't you? [why are you MEAN] I think we can still eat this if we remove the... things wrong with it.

[the TEETH. Which, they wouldn't eat the head anyway, but what if the teeth go ALL THE WAY DOWN. how do you fillet something with gut teeth.]

[shadowedking]

Terrible, I worry for my love and he bullies me! ... It doesn't matter to me that you healed it. That you got hurt at all upsets me, Ain. I don't like when you hurt at all, regardless of your capabilities.

( he's going to take the freak aay from ain, but also press a kiss to his cheek. )

I like my Ains to be happy, healthy and not ambushed by watery devils.

( now.


what the fuck is this thing actually, now that he's got it. is it magic. infernal. something he needs to smite from the lake completely and then take a nap over because going godly is a bit exhausting still. )