"im gonna take a break from rp" 2 weeks in:

[budgeting]

fuck it, camping meme.


you are camping now. why? i dont know, you figure it out. you can roll some dice if you want im not your mom

where tho?
1. woods. if you run out of ideas just make a bear show up
2. either some arctic circle bullshit or everyone involved is a huge weenie and crying about some snow. hope you remembered to dress warm!!
3. tropical island. might be stranded here, good luck.
4. desert. hopefully there's water nearby or, uh. good luck?
5. roughly halfway up a mountain, for those who like to live dangerously
6. swamp, for some reason. enjoy the bugs
7. why are we in a cave
8. post-apocalyptic wasteland implies this was not a camping trip by choice but hey maybe you should try to have fun with it anyway 9. insert wacky fantasy vacation spot of choice here (wildcard)

fun activities for your consideration
a. oh yeah well if you're so fucking confident why don't YOU set up the tent huh
b. cooking is fun and definitely cannot go horribly wrong
c. just kidding, no one brought food. can YOU hunt and kill like an apex predator??
d. please respect the local wildlife or they will bite you
e. it's fine, we can just forage..... uhhh these probably aren't poisonous
f. swimming!!!! clothes optional try to remember where you left them
g. surprise, the weather fucking hates you!!!!!! rain/thunderstorm/blizzard/hurricane/???blood rain??? pick one idk
h. you didn't actually go on this trip together, this other guy just happened to pick the same spot as you so now you're both passive aggressively refusing to leave because it's a nice spot
i. when u go camping and then spend the whole trip texting from the other tent
j. sharing a tent that's too small oh no what if our hands touched.....
k. weird noises at night oh god oh fuck shit shit shit
l. hopelessly lost 10ft away from your campsite
m. there's a dead body out here and you feel like you should be concerned about that (unless you put it there, i guess)
n. cryptid sighting
o. spooky campfire stories but you've been cursed by a witch so that whatever dumb thing you just made up is going to be real now, or maybe you're just way too easily scared by weird noises
p. camping but you brought a generator + way too much technology, fuck nature what's that bitch ever done for me
q. why is the campsite on FIRE
r. help i climbed up this tree/cliff/tall object and now i cant get back down because im a fucking idiot
s. food quest round 3: fishing edition
t. cute stargazing/cloudwatching prompt for when u just wanna talk about w/e with some nice nature scenery
u. looked away for like 5 minutes and came back to your ass standing in the middle of a crime scene, explain how this ISN'T actually your fault somehow
v. get to the campsite, realize you both hate camping, fuck it lets go home and play mario kart
w. oh yeah well why don't YOU make up a better prompt if you're so fucking picky (wildcard)
x. hey uhhh does anyone here know first aid cause i don't think my arm's supposed to bend like that
y. that one guy who is Way Too Good at wilderness survival you're not sure if they're camping or if they're being returned to their natural environment
z. you're packed up, you're heading home, you're halfway there........... and then realize you forgot something at the campsite FUCK