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"im gonna take a break from rp" 2 weeks in:

fuck it, camping meme.

you are camping now. why? i dont know, you figure it out. you can roll some dice if you want im not your mom

where tho?
1. woods. if you run out of ideas just make a bear show up
2. either some arctic circle bullshit or everyone involved is a huge weenie and crying about some snow. hope you remembered to dress warm!!
3. tropical island. might be stranded here, good luck.
4. desert. hopefully there's water nearby or, uh. good luck?
5. roughly halfway up a mountain, for those who like to live dangerously
6. swamp, for some reason. enjoy the bugs
7. why are we in a cave
8. post-apocalyptic wasteland implies this was not a camping trip by choice but hey maybe you should try to have fun with it anyway 9. insert wacky fantasy vacation spot of choice here (wildcard)

fun activities for your consideration
a. oh yeah well if you're so fucking confident why don't YOU set up the tent huh
b. cooking is fun and definitely cannot go horribly wrong
c. just kidding, no one brought food. can YOU hunt and kill like an apex predator??
d. please respect the local wildlife or they will bite you
e. it's fine, we can just forage..... uhhh these probably aren't poisonous
f. swimming!!!! clothes optional try to remember where you left them
g. surprise, the weather fucking hates you!!!!!! rain/thunderstorm/blizzard/hurricane/???blood rain??? pick one idk
h. you didn't actually go on this trip together, this other guy just happened to pick the same spot as you so now you're both passive aggressively refusing to leave because it's a nice spot
i. when u go camping and then spend the whole trip texting from the other tent
j. sharing a tent that's too small oh no what if our hands touched.....
k. weird noises at night oh god oh fuck shit shit shit
l. hopelessly lost 10ft away from your campsite
m. there's a dead body out here and you feel like you should be concerned about that (unless you put it there, i guess)
n. cryptid sighting
o. spooky campfire stories but you've been cursed by a witch so that whatever dumb thing you just made up is going to be real now, or maybe you're just way too easily scared by weird noises
p. camping but you brought a generator + way too much technology, fuck nature what's that bitch ever done for me
q. why is the campsite on FIRE
r. help i climbed up this tree/cliff/tall object and now i cant get back down because im a fucking idiot
s. food quest round 3: fishing edition
t. cute stargazing/cloudwatching prompt for when u just wanna talk about w/e with some nice nature scenery
u. looked away for like 5 minutes and came back to your ass standing in the middle of a crime scene, explain how this ISN'T actually your fault somehow
v. get to the campsite, realize you both hate camping, fuck it lets go home and play mario kart
w. oh yeah well why don't YOU make up a better prompt if you're so fucking picky (wildcard)
x. hey uhhh does anyone here know first aid cause i don't think my arm's supposed to bend like that
y. that one guy who is Way Too Good at wilderness survival you're not sure if they're camping or if they're being returned to their natural environment
z. you're packed up, you're heading home, you're halfway there........... and then realize you forgot something at the campsite FUCK

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["wow" said everyone "how did we know you would post ain to a meme" said everyone, with scathing sarcasm,

i am not picky about prompts just be prepared to be annoyed—]

[somehow okay at camping but unfortunately he is here to cause problems and nothing else]

[hello are you sick/injured? do you want to be??]

[very normal child who is good at survival by a very normal amount, do not be concerned

spoiler warning if anyone cares about spoilers for this game he is kind of. a spoiler, as a whole. whoops!!]

[PLEASE CHOOSE: elf, sickle, or spirit flavour]

( PUTS MY HANDS ON THE HUSBAND. sidney is going to -_- through all the shenanigans- HONESTLY ANYTHING IS GOOD SO IF U HAVE A PREFERENCE- )

( admittedly, it's on both of them for not checking the food stores while they were last near a town. but like. honestly? that's... really not a problem.

at all.

lumine's way too used to this nonsense is what i'm saying, because while add is setting up the camp, she's already scaling trees and leaping back down with eggs and fruit, before darting back into the trees- )

( local god amuses himself with mortal struggles- wait no that makes him sound like an asshole. )

( consider this my official voice test ~~i am so nervous~~ )

[The only time they can Actually Physically Be In The Same Space is through Noah's dream world, so. surprise. Today we're going camping. In dreams. Nothing can go wrong here, it's not like Noah's dreams are controlled by his Extremely Turbulent Emotional State at all times.

It's fine, everything is normal and nothing bad can happen. The moon being red is completely normal and a typical feature.

Why is Noah setting up a tent physically, with his hands, when he could probably just snap it into place with his magic? Yes. Don't worry about that. This scene must feel As Normal As Possible for hyung, which is why they're doing things the old-fashioned way. If he just magics everything into his...their... combined dreams, that's cheating.

What's also cheating is Clamor attempting to help at all, therefore—]

Hyung!! [ >:( ] You're supposed to be relaxing! I don't need help!

[noah ebalon is stubborn and five years old in this essay i w—]

( i'm a bit rusty with him but he's a good boy who will definitely thrive camping. its actually a little scary. enstars is a normal idol game )

Edited 2023-06-24 07:49 (UTC)

[Elsword gently asked Ara to go forage for something to eat while he sets up camp.

This is the Demon Realm, so like. it's a little wishy-washy, getting something edible, but they've been here long enough they have a good enough idea of what to get, and if anything, Lu can help. Probably. Nihilida has stuff goin' on but surely that's fine—

Anyway, when Ara comes back, Elsword has made a full fucking shelter here. No one knows how. No one can explain it. The man is feral and he has returned to an instinctual state of feral being despite having no memories of his childhood in the woods.

Tah-dah.]

( it was an easy enough setup, surprisingly enough. vic set up the tent, albeit somewhat on his own because ain kept letting go of the ropes to point out a deer or a bird (forgivable, honestly) and while vic took a break, ain was happy to prepare the food station, including the camping stove and the coolers. they had a brief chat about nothing and then vic said he wanted to go for a walk, and ain was like, alright, have fun, i think i'm going to fish.

and now vic is back. and ain is a very good fisher (everyone from his town is) but uh. what the fuck is that thing he just fished up- )

... Ain? You good?

[Okay. So. Listen.

This crime... is. technically. not his entire fault (it's absolutely his fault). The felled trees, cleanly cut with visible traces of Ain's magic, are not his fault. He did (not) do this. Legally, he cannot be held accountable for his actions. There is justifiable reason for them which means in a court of law he has a case for his innocence.

You see, in the 2 minutes Add was gone doing ?? whatever shit medical professionals get up to these days, the campsite was set upon by some normal campers out here trying to find a spot to chill out. And also he maybe kindof got a little bit jealous because he overheard one of them saying they were on a pilgrimage or something, and if Ishmael won't answer him then she answers nobody. Mostly because they are dead on the ground. Mom why won't you call back.

He's perfectly normal and hinged today what are you looking at him like that for—]

[Two bros chillin in a forest

0 feet apart because they heard a weird noise and it's 2am and they're pretty sure there's something moving through the trees—

and also Elsword is on his feet in an instant when it happens, crawling out of the tent with his sword, ready to kill a cryptid. It's a bad idea to split the party at this point, though, so Hiiro is coming with him.

If Hiiro does not wake up he will be dragged and carried like luggage.]

( hiiro is not a luggage! which is to say, his eyes snapped open the moment elsword's did. you can take the boy out of the feudal village but you can't take the feudal village out of the boy, and between his knife and his bow and arrows, he's ready to fucking murder- )

... Which direction...?

Am I not supposed to be?

[Said with that confused air of :D?? that he has whenever he's not sure of someone's meaning. In this case, he seems to have fished up some type of horrendous... eel thing. It's bioluminescent. It looks like it should be in the ocean, and they are not near the ocean. It has too many teeth and Ain is holding it like one of those water tube toys except with more force because the thing is as long as he is. He's soaked to the bone, the fishing rod is snapped in half, and clearly he went into the river to get it.

With his bare hands. You know how Elrians are.

And yeah, he's fine, other than that. The eel-thing is not alive. It has a concerning amount of teeth, though. This shit is straight out of Subnautica.]

[Maybe not so much recreational camping in their case, but...!]

To the north. It ducked off into the woods.

[Hiiro is not a luggage. Come on Hiiro we have things to be doing — Elsword puts his sword on his back and just. Heads off. He'll make sure Hiiro is following, though, they don't want to be apart at a time like this.

Ahead, a stick crunches, and Elsword immediately veers sharply toward the sound. Could've been a raccoon. Could've also been a fucking monster. You never know.]

[short king with a big sword here to make sure nothing goes awry during camping, this man was a feral child he probably will befriend the bears.]

[Add, two coffees in hand, staring at this mess with abject disgust. Once the initial shock wears off, he drags out a long, irritable sigh.]

How did you get all this done in two minutes. Look at this mess! Did you even think for a second about what the consequences might be?!

[fuck pleasantries, it's Ain so he can be a bitch now if he wants

also, YOU are responsible for their drinks now, thanks. Add shoves the cups into Ain's hands whether he likes it or not, because he has to roll up his sleeves and kneel down by these bodies... you know. to check for salvageable parts, before they dispose of them.]

The least you can do now is make yourself useful. Go bring me the cooler next to my tent. If you're cooperative then perhaps I won't need to inform Elsword about all of this.

[He did not think of the consequences of his actions because there are no consequences for his actions, get fu—

wait no don't tell Elsword wait. Wait hold on—

Ain stands there, holding the cups in his hands and watching while Add goes about checking the bodies, frowning... and then he sets them down on a nearby tree stump from one of the felled trees and shuffles off to get the cooler. Silently. It's the only time in his life he ever shuts the fuck up and this is solely because Add knows how to press his buttons.

Of course, when he sets it down, he does it extremely aggressively — pressing it so hard into the soil it practically sticks in place, jostling whatever's inside.]

If Elsword hears about any of this, you won't have a tongue afterwards.

["fuck pleasantries" is right, not that Ain has ever been a pleasant person.]

And what are you doing, now?

Making the best of a bad situation. [is the only explanation he deigns to give before he starts very calmly slicing clothes off the corpse.] Please, you're so imprecise I wouldn't trust you with anything short of murder. And who would keep the peace if I'm dead, hmm?

[is it wise to egg on the mentally unstable hell-priest? probably not, but also, he knows that's going to irritate Ain even more, and being petty is way more important than personal safety. if they're keeping eachothers secrets then that means he can be a bitch on main, let him have this]

So many unnecessary lacerations... next time, please try to limit the injuries to only one vital area. See, you gouged part of the chest here when the throat was already cut open. He would've died anyway, but now the heart is likely too damaged to reuse. Such a waste of human life. [he sighs as he starts making an incision on the lower abdomen, the kidneys might still be good—]

[Well, to be fair, this was murder. Ain doesn't count it as such — murder implies some immoral, reprehensible act, and he doesn't think what he did was that at all — but that's usually the definition. "Who would keep the peace" goes unanswered, because on one hand, Chung exists. On the other hand, Chung has no control over this group of freaks and motherfuckers.]

Why. [It's not phrased as a question.] They should die as quickly and painfully as possible.

[One of them tried to pray to Ishmael for succor, and it pissed Ain off so badly that he took their head clean off. How dare humans speak Her name with their filthy mouths.]

Aren't those organs dead? What use do you have for them?

[Just. Standing over Add and watching him dissect a corpse nobigdeal.]

[ Slamming down a huge slab of meat that appears to be part insectoid. It’s smeared in spices so hot it’s practically radioactive— ]

Eat up, squirt! There’s more of my special Rediesel barbecue where that came from!

[ He’ll even pick up some squirming bug from off the desert floor and eagerly chomp on it for good measure!! ]

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"im gonna take a break from rp" 2 weeks in:

Ainchase Ishmael | Elsword

Add (Mad Paradox) | Elsword

Add (Overmind) | Elsword

Haru | Digimon Survive

Clamor | Elsword

Re: Clamor | Elsword

remember their shiptease? i do (1 + c +y)

Victor Morais | Original

Ara Haan (Surya) | Elsword

:) what if we camped in the dream world :) and one of us was clinically insane :)

Hiiro Amagi | Ensemble Stars!!

camping in da demon realm / idk im winging it

blows u a kiss

1 + U | I will not apologise this time

you made me dust this journal off for this | cryptid sighting

Re: you made me dust this journal off for this | cryptid sighting

eats you

The Knight/Ghost | Hollow Knight

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Elsword (Knight Emperor) | Elsword

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4-b??? idk maybe this could use more chaos