RP WITH ME

[hissarfcaws]

RP WITH ME!
except no wait use the other one now

Want to RP with one of my characters, but don't play in a game with me?
Or play out a specific meme I haven't replied to recently, or a scene we don't have any excuse to write yet?
Do I even know who you are??
NOT A PROBLEM, just pick one of my characters below and start something!
All are welcome, whether you're a friend or a canonmate or a complete stranger I know nothing about. I don't bite, promise c:

Want a prompt? Try here, or for something a little more adult, here.

• Crossovers!
  
• AUs!!
  
• Sexy things!!! (but please ask ahead of time first, I'm awks at smut)
  
• Shamelessly stolen from a bunch of other weirdos.
  
• Characters will be added at my random whims.
  
• Don't be afraid to give me a nudge or two if I'm being slow, if you want to continue a thread I'll do everything I can to keep it going.

DIRECTORY
Aradia Megido (Pre-God Tier, God Tier, Mirror) | Ash | Azure Kite | Dib | Elsword (Rune Slayer, Mirror) | Eve (Base, Code Nemesis) | Furiae
Haseo | Jack Noir (Canon, Elfenstuck) | Kite | Madotsuki | Maria Ushiromiya | Niea | ωRICE | Oswald | Palette | Razeluxe Meitzen
The Seer | Skeith | Sora | Vaati | Walnut

Comments

Jack Noir | Homestuck

[barkstabbark]

Jack Noir | Homestuck AU (Elfenstuck)

[gottakilldaves]

COOKING LESSONS

[quarkylass]

[ This is truly the best prompt. ]

Okay, today I'm going to teach you to make a cake. Are you ready?

[ It's like the blind leading the blind. ]

[gottakilldaves]

[oh my god this is the worst idea

WHO KNOWS HOW HE GOT ROPED INTO THIS but it is Jade, so. Whatever. He's gonna bake a fucking manly cake and bitches will be lining up in droves to taste his delicious baking mastery. And Dave might be in that drove of bitches. Then he'll fucking murder him.

It's a flawless scheme.]

Yeah, yeah, just get it over with already. What's first?

[quarkylass]

[ SHE IS GOING TO TEACH HIM HOW TO FLIRT WITH LADIES BY USING BAKED CONFECTIONS OKAY she looks down at her list. ]

First, we mix the cake mix and the eggs together. Did you buy the eggs like I asked?

Aradia Megido (Pre-GT) | Homestuck

[0u0]

Aradia Megido (GT) | Homestuck

[autofairy]

Aradia Megido | Homestuck AU (entranceway mirror)

[n0thatl00ksstupid]

Vaati | The Legend of Zelda: the Minish Cap

[stealinghats]

Haseo | .hack//G.U.

[betterlogoutand]

Kite | .hack//IMOQ

[abenddrachen]

Azure Kite | .hack//G.U.

[triedged]

Ash | Phantom Brave

[mysolemnvow]

Madotsuki | Yume Nikki

[dreamover]

Oswald | Odin Sphere

[beldereaver]

The Seer | Kid Radd

[eyewelcomeyou]

Niea, "The Bunny" | Trickster Online

[flashcutting]

Dib | Invader Zim

[doingstuff]

Maria Ushiromiya | Umineko no Naku Koro ni

[kowaiuguus]

⑫ Sorry but no

[itsalluseless]

Look, I know this witch stuff is important to you, but give it a rest, okay? I'm not in the mood.

[Because there are murders or ~mysterious happenings~ going on or something? IDEK]

sorry but YOUR FACE

[kowaiuguus]

[She pouts and makes a quiet uu~, but Maria totally knows how to listen to her elders. For five minutes, maybe. If they're lucky.

So yeah she's just gonna stare at this dead body until she gets an excuse to talk about witches again. Go ahead and start reasoning this murder, Battler, witches are the only answer.]

sorry but shut up

[itsalluseless]

[In the metaworld Battler is totally having a heated debate with Beatrice. Here and now, though, he's not really thinking much beyond NOOOOO MY RELATIVES WHY ;;

also that obviously the answer is not witches because WITCHES AIN'T REAL.

Eventually it occurs to him that oh hey maybe letting the nine-year-old stare at dead bodies might not be the best idea.]

Hey, Maria, I don't think we should stay in here. Come on, let's go.

sorry but NO YOU

[kowaiuguus]

[Being a totally sane and reasonable nine year old, Maria agrees heartily and ahahaha wow who am I kidding she's not going anywhere.]

No, uu~! Maria stays!

Beatrice said Maria can't turn her back on the body, so Maria has to stay! Uuu~!

[Am I using homestucks references to give this thread a direction??? Yes. I do what I want.]

sorry but THWAP

[itsalluseless]

[Oh god not this "Beatrice" shit again.]

What, is she worried we'll have a zombie infestation on our hands or something? Nothing's going to happen. There's no such thing as zombies or witches or anything like that.

Furiae | Drakengard

[love_debased]

Razeluxe Meitzen | Mana Khemia 2 ~Fall of Alchemy~

[fallingblades]

Palette | Graffiti Kingdom

[cakefight]

ωRICE | .hack//G.U.

[notabutt]

Skeith | .hack//G.U.

[infinitydevourer]

Not sorry

[withstoodtime]

[So this is human!Skeith? Homura is not impressed.]

I thought you would have ditched the whole belt thing. I guess I was wrong.

good.

[infinitydevourer]

[He's just going to give her a perplexed, frowny look. He doesn't understand this weird human concept of "fashion" much like Haseo.]

Why does it matter?

good.

[withstoodtime]

[Come on Skieth. Get with the times. Belts are so 90's.]

It looks dumb.

[infinitydevourer]

[What's a 90's???

He cocks his head to one side, mildly amused by this.] That's not a nice thing to say. I wear what Haseo wears. If it's dumb, then that's his problem.

[withstoodtime]

[Homura sighs.]

Then why don't you try to convince him yourself? Nobody is going to take you seriously with that many belts.

[infinitydevourer]

Heheheheheheh... Then that's just their loss, isn't it? If they don't want to take me seriously, what's wrong with that? It'll only make it even more amusing when they're forced to beg for their lives!

[AND THEN HE STARTS LAUGHING UNCONTROLLABLY

it's really funny to him okay]

Walnut | Phantom Brave

[chromaoxide]

Sora | .hack//SIGN

[memberaddressplz]

Eve | Elsword

[codequeen]

Eve (CN) | Elsword

[spearsurfing]

Elsword (RS) | Elsword

[vitalityaura]

Elsword (LK) | Elsword AU (entranceway mirror)

[destructivespirit]