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CAST OF ELFENSTUCK as relevant to dealing with this asshole
Unlisted characters are either in roles so minor they will probably never come up, or don't have a decided role at all. Either way, just assume Jack doesn't know them at all if they're not on here.
JOHN EGBERT
Friend of Rose and Dave, cousin to Jade. Jack threatened to shoot him in the face once.
OPINIONS: Neutral. He doesn't even know you, man. He'd probably avoid shooting him in the afce again, though, due to the whole "friends with Jade" thing.
ROSE LALONDE
Friend of Dave, Jade, and John. Background is also roughly the same.
OPINIONS: Neutral, same as John but he doesn't even know this chick like at all.
DAVE STRIDER
Seepantsless for all that shit but basically he is a mutant with pink hair and psychic shit and also the main character, hello.
OPINIONS: Pure unbridled hatred. All Daves with be met with immediate hostility which will likely never go away, even if they're not the same crazy pink Dave he knows.
JADE HARLEY
Friend of Rose and Dave still John's cousin, but ACTUALLY KINDA DIFFERENT (!!!) because she doesn't live on an island and actually just on a huge private beach property. A little better at IRL socializing because of this.
OPINIONS: Positive, considering she saved Jack's life once and continued to hang around him even after he said he was going to kill one of her friends. He's protective of her because of his debt (even if it was partially repaid already, and even if the Jade he's being protective of isn't necessarily the same one from his universe).
DIRK STRIDER
Dave's older brother and guardian. He's dead because he got shot by Jack trying to protect Dave. Whoops.
OPINIONS: Neutral/negative. He didn't really know the guy well enough to have a solid opinion. On one hand, he managed to hold off a whole squad of guys with guns using nothing but a goddamn katana and his mutant brother's psychic shit, which is fucking impressive. On the other hand, he protected Dave and got in Jack's way. Wary of this guy.
JAKE HARLEY
Jade's grandfather. Totally alive and just out ADVENTURIN' a lot, thus making him absent most of the time.
OPINIONS: Neutral. Jack has probably met the guy maybe once by now, or at least been told about him from Jade.
JACK NOIR
This guy. He has some apps, look at those dumbass.
OPINIONS: ???!?!?!?! how would Jack even react to meeting himself from another universe?? Depends on the situation, really.
DESMOND DROOG
aka Diamonds Droog/Draconian Dignitary. Childhood friend of Jack and HB, became a scientist and did controversial science-y things for the Big Shady Villain Organization.
OPINIONS: Positive. SS<>DD 4 lyfe.
BRUTUS HEARTMAN
aka Hearts Boxcars/Hegemonic Brute. Childhood friend of Jack and DD, ended up as a security guard for the Big Shady Villain Organization. Got decapitated by Dave on the job. Whoops.
OPINIONS: Positive. BFFs.
SUBJECT 22, "DEUCE"
aka Clubs Deuce/Courtyard Droll. Invimanus, as an experiment he was raised exclusively under Droog's care in the lab to see if an Invimanus could be taught not to kill people (while still being treated mostly like shit, sadly). Turns out it's totally possible! Met Jack after Droog set him free.
OPINIONS: Positive, but still a tad cautious. Deuce proved he wasn't psycho already, but Jack can't help but still be a little nervous around him. He knew Deuce for a very short period of time compared to the rest of the Crew, so he wouldn't be quite as close to any CDs as canon version of him would.
BLAIRE QUEEN
aka Snowman, which is also her nickname for whatever reason I haven't decided on. Ex-girlfriend to Jack (she dumped him because it's fun to piss him off), does some vague work for the Big Shady Villain Organization, probably ends up dead once shit gets real.
OPINIONS: Positively negative. Raging hatemakeouts are the best kind.
L. ENGLISH
aka Lord English, first name may or may not actually be Lord. Head of the big shady villain organization that experiments on Invimanus for world domination or whatever.
OPINIONS: Neutral/negative...? Jack never actually met the guy, but he was Droog's boss and kind of fucked with his shit, so screw that guy.
PROFESSOR DICK SCRATCH
Part of English's family but doesn't have his last name for some reason, I don't care that much. Teaches some shit at a college, but is actually studying a cure for Invimanism, but is actually actually just doing that to threaten English with so he can do whatever he wants or something?? This doesn't really matter because he dead.
OPINIONS: Neutral/negative. Whenever he was out with Blaire, Scratch would just show up and try to mediate their terrible relationship. Fuck that guy, getting in the way of his makeouts.
ARADIA DROOG
Obviously, Droog's daughter. Born an Invimanus but spared because she was conveniently the daughter of the guy in charge of killing newborn Invimanus. She ended up dying after some plot shit happened. Her life was kind of shitty, so her personality was mostly along the lines of ghost/robot!Aradia.
OPINIONS: (unsure). First Droog wanted him to kill her, then he didn't, then he was considering suicide because she died anyway. Also the fact that Aradia went from trying to kill Deuce to saving Droog's life like twice in a row. He has no idea how to feel about Aradia at all, seriously.
TAVROS NITRAM
He is the Invimanus that was cut up and stuffed in a tiny box and kept alive in a torturous state to be used as radar, it's him.
OPINIONS: Neutral. The extent of his relationship with the kid was giving him a mercykilling. He might vaguely recognize Tavros, but probably not.
KARKAT VANTAS
Human, lives in the same area as Jade though they're not particularly close up until PLOT SHIT. Gets the biggest tsundere crush on John upon meeting him. Idolizes Jack for no apparent reason besides the fact that he's kind of cool sometimes, maybe.
OPINIONS: Positive. He's pretty fond of the kid, even if he's a bit of a crybaby sometimes.
AMANDA MEGIDO
aka The Handmaid/Demoness. Former wife of Droog and mother of Aradia. Died after giving birth because that's how we roll.
OPINIONS: Neutral/leaning positive. She's his best friend's dead wife. He'd probably be mostly confused if he met her, though.
DR. LEAR
aka Darkleer, first name undecided and will probably never come up anyway. Surgeon and robotic surgery shit expert, old friend of Droog's, and Jack's mechanic.
OPINIONS: Neutral/positive. He's a quiet guy and Jack thinks he's kind of weird, but he's not about to hate on the guy keeping him alive with robotics.
PANDORA MASSE
aka Parcel Mistress/Peregrine Mendicant. Scratch's assistant, and the one who discovered his dead body. Went on to finish his research and cure Invimanism after a lot of plot shit and whatnot. More details at![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
panacinum!
OPINIONS: Neutral. Jack never really met her, but he would think she was hot. Also the whole curing Invimanism thing was cool. He wouldn't recognize a canon PM at all.
JOHN EGBERT
Friend of Rose and Dave, cousin to Jade. Jack threatened to shoot him in the face once.
OPINIONS: Neutral. He doesn't even know you, man. He'd probably avoid shooting him in the afce again, though, due to the whole "friends with Jade" thing.
ROSE LALONDE
Friend of Dave, Jade, and John. Background is also roughly the same.
OPINIONS: Neutral, same as John but he doesn't even know this chick like at all.
DAVE STRIDER
See
pantsless for all that shit but basically he is a mutant with pink hair and psychic shit and also the main character, hello.OPINIONS: Pure unbridled hatred. All Daves with be met with immediate hostility which will likely never go away, even if they're not the same crazy pink Dave he knows.
JADE HARLEY
Friend of Rose and Dave still John's cousin, but ACTUALLY KINDA DIFFERENT (!!!) because she doesn't live on an island and actually just on a huge private beach property. A little better at IRL socializing because of this.
OPINIONS: Positive, considering she saved Jack's life once and continued to hang around him even after he said he was going to kill one of her friends. He's protective of her because of his debt (even if it was partially repaid already, and even if the Jade he's being protective of isn't necessarily the same one from his universe).
DIRK STRIDER
Dave's older brother and guardian. He's dead because he got shot by Jack trying to protect Dave. Whoops.
OPINIONS: Neutral/negative. He didn't really know the guy well enough to have a solid opinion. On one hand, he managed to hold off a whole squad of guys with guns using nothing but a goddamn katana and his mutant brother's psychic shit, which is fucking impressive. On the other hand, he protected Dave and got in Jack's way. Wary of this guy.
JAKE HARLEY
Jade's grandfather. Totally alive and just out ADVENTURIN' a lot, thus making him absent most of the time.
OPINIONS: Neutral. Jack has probably met the guy maybe once by now, or at least been told about him from Jade.
JACK NOIR
This guy. He has some apps, look at those dumbass.
OPINIONS: ???!?!?!?! how would Jack even react to meeting himself from another universe?? Depends on the situation, really.
DESMOND DROOG
aka Diamonds Droog/Draconian Dignitary. Childhood friend of Jack and HB, became a scientist and did controversial science-y things for the Big Shady Villain Organization.
OPINIONS: Positive. SS<>DD 4 lyfe.
BRUTUS HEARTMAN
aka Hearts Boxcars/Hegemonic Brute. Childhood friend of Jack and DD, ended up as a security guard for the Big Shady Villain Organization. Got decapitated by Dave on the job. Whoops.
OPINIONS: Positive. BFFs.
SUBJECT 22, "DEUCE"
aka Clubs Deuce/Courtyard Droll. Invimanus, as an experiment he was raised exclusively under Droog's care in the lab to see if an Invimanus could be taught not to kill people (while still being treated mostly like shit, sadly). Turns out it's totally possible! Met Jack after Droog set him free.
OPINIONS: Positive, but still a tad cautious. Deuce proved he wasn't psycho already, but Jack can't help but still be a little nervous around him. He knew Deuce for a very short period of time compared to the rest of the Crew, so he wouldn't be quite as close to any CDs as canon version of him would.
BLAIRE QUEEN
aka Snowman, which is also her nickname for whatever reason I haven't decided on. Ex-girlfriend to Jack (she dumped him because it's fun to piss him off), does some vague work for the Big Shady Villain Organization, probably ends up dead once shit gets real.
OPINIONS: Positively negative. Raging hatemakeouts are the best kind.
L. ENGLISH
aka Lord English, first name may or may not actually be Lord. Head of the big shady villain organization that experiments on Invimanus for world domination or whatever.
OPINIONS: Neutral/negative...? Jack never actually met the guy, but he was Droog's boss and kind of fucked with his shit, so screw that guy.
PROFESSOR DICK SCRATCH
Part of English's family but doesn't have his last name for some reason, I don't care that much. Teaches some shit at a college, but is actually studying a cure for Invimanism, but is actually actually just doing that to threaten English with so he can do whatever he wants or something?? This doesn't really matter because he dead.
OPINIONS: Neutral/negative. Whenever he was out with Blaire, Scratch would just show up and try to mediate their terrible relationship. Fuck that guy, getting in the way of his makeouts.
ARADIA DROOG
Obviously, Droog's daughter. Born an Invimanus but spared because she was conveniently the daughter of the guy in charge of killing newborn Invimanus. She ended up dying after some plot shit happened. Her life was kind of shitty, so her personality was mostly along the lines of ghost/robot!Aradia.
OPINIONS: (unsure). First Droog wanted him to kill her, then he didn't, then he was considering suicide because she died anyway. Also the fact that Aradia went from trying to kill Deuce to saving Droog's life like twice in a row. He has no idea how to feel about Aradia at all, seriously.
TAVROS NITRAM
He is the Invimanus that was cut up and stuffed in a tiny box and kept alive in a torturous state to be used as radar, it's him.
OPINIONS: Neutral. The extent of his relationship with the kid was giving him a mercykilling. He might vaguely recognize Tavros, but probably not.
KARKAT VANTAS
Human, lives in the same area as Jade though they're not particularly close up until PLOT SHIT. Gets the biggest tsundere crush on John upon meeting him. Idolizes Jack for no apparent reason besides the fact that he's kind of cool sometimes, maybe.
OPINIONS: Positive. He's pretty fond of the kid, even if he's a bit of a crybaby sometimes.
AMANDA MEGIDO
aka The Handmaid/Demoness. Former wife of Droog and mother of Aradia. Died after giving birth because that's how we roll.
OPINIONS: Neutral/leaning positive. She's his best friend's dead wife. He'd probably be mostly confused if he met her, though.
DR. LEAR
aka Darkleer, first name undecided and will probably never come up anyway. Surgeon and robotic surgery shit expert, old friend of Droog's, and Jack's mechanic.
OPINIONS: Neutral/positive. He's a quiet guy and Jack thinks he's kind of weird, but he's not about to hate on the guy keeping him alive with robotics.
PANDORA MASSE
aka Parcel Mistress/Peregrine Mendicant. Scratch's assistant, and the one who discovered his dead body. Went on to finish his research and cure Invimanism after a lot of plot shit and whatnot. More details at
panacinum!OPINIONS: Neutral. Jack never really met her, but he would think she was hot. Also the whole curing Invimanism thing was cool. He wouldn't recognize a canon PM at all.